It was a couple’s wedding night, and the bride got all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour, an hour and a half and then two hours passed by, and her groom was still standing next to the bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars. So she couldn’t bear it any longer and said, “Honey, what’s the problem? Come to bed with me.” But the groom said, “No way.” And the bride said, “Why is that? It’s our wedding night.” And he replied, “Precisely. My mother told me that this would be the most beautiful night of my whole life, so I don’t want to miss a minute of it.”

 

Once there was a woman who had just been hired by an advertising company, where the employees always had to look their best; even their clothes were an advertisement for the company. And she was in charge of the dress code so she was very enthusiastic and zealous about enforcing it.

One day she stepped into the elevator to go up to the third floor to work, and a man walked in with her. He was dressed casually in jeans and a sports shirt. So the woman, trying to prove that she was in charge about the dress code, began scolding him right away. She said, frowning, “You’re dressed a little too casually, aren’t you?” The man then laughed, smiled at her and said, “Yes, you’re right, but that’s the benefit of owning the company!”