Master Tells Jokes
Repetition Has Many Applications!
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, "The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That’s the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people’s throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don’t ever forget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It’s the only way to get results and sell our products!"
So, the employee said, "Yes, sir!"
Then the boss said, "Now, what was it you came to see me about?"
And the employee replied, "Well, sir, it’s about a raise, a raise, a raise!"
The Shock that Came Full Circle
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars because everyone was worried that since the man had heart trouble, he might get too shocked and die.
So the minister said, "OK, no problem!" He then went over to the man’s house, spoke to him gently and finally asked, "John, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?"
John responded, "Well, Pastor, I think I would give half of it to your church." And the minister fell over dead!
