Master Tells Jokes
Silence Is Golden
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754
One day, a guy walked into a bar and
asked the bartender for a drink. Then, he asked for another. After a
couple more drinks, the bartender got worried. “What's the matter?”
he asked the customer. “Well, my wife and I got into a fight,”
explained the guy. “And now she isn't talking to me for a whole
thirty-one days!” The bartender thought about this and then said,
“But isn't that a good thing, that she isn't talking to you?”
And the man replied, “Yes, except that this is the last night!”
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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida,
USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754
A farmer was in the post office when suddenly his neighbor came rushing
in and shouted, “I think someone is stealing your pickup truck!”
The farmer ran out and then returned right away. “Did you stop
him?” asked the neighbor. “No,” said the farmer. “He
was too fast. But I got his license plate number!”
