Master Tells Jokes

Your Cat Might Be Trying to Call

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
February 3, 2003, Florida, USA
(Originally in English) DVD #755

At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!” the policeman answered.

“I’ve lost my cat!” And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir, that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”

The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!” So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up. He might be trying to call you!”