A lady got a call in the middle of the night at two o’clock, and the phone kept ringing, so she picked it up. “Hi, this is Mary.” And the person at the other end said, “I want to speak to Joe, please.” Mary said, “There's no Joe. I am alone here. I am Mary. This must be a wrong number!” She put the phone down: Bang! And she went back to sleep.
Two minutes later, the phone rang again. “Hallo!” said Mary. The other person said, “I want to speak to Joe, please.”
“There is no Joe here. Wrong number!” Bang! She went back to sleep.
A couple of minutes later, the phone rang again: “Is Joe home?” Mary said, “I told you already! If you call again, I am going to call 911. It's a wrong number; there is no Joe here!” Mary banged the phone down and tried to go back to sleep, but she couldn’t. She worried that the phone might ring, so she sat next to the phone, waiting, with another phone on hand, just to call 911.
And the phone really did ring again, five minutes later. So Mary was already scolding: “I told you it's a wrong number. There is no Joe over here. I told you: Stop it, or I’ll call the police!”
And the other said, “Oh! Calm down, calm down! Here is Joe.” And Joe said, “Did anyone call me at that number?”
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