Master
Tells Jokes |
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Taking Good Care of
the Penguins |
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, April 21, 2001, Florida, USA
(Originally in English) DVD #729
There
was a guy who had a truck full of penguins, and he was heading to the
zoo. But in the middle of the road, his truck broke down, so he was trying
hard to fix it. Then someone in another truck passed by and asked if he
could help him. And so the first guy said, “Oh, yes, yes! You came
on time. Here’s $500. Please take this group of penguins to the
zoo immediately.” And the other guy said, “Oh! No problem!”
He took the $500 and said, “Five hundred dollars? Are you sure?”
The first guy said, “Yes, sure, sure! Just take all the penguins
right away.” And so he loaded all the penguins into his own truck,
and he took off.
An hour later, the guy had fixed his car.
He caught up with the second guy at the zoo, where he saw him walking
out with all the penguins following him, behind. He said, “What
are you doing?” And the second guy said, “Well, you gave me
500 dollars. It’s too much. I took them to the zoo, but there’s
still some left, so I’m taking them to the movies now.”
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