Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai at an international gathering
in France, December 26, 2007 (Originally in English)（DVD#817）
After checking into his hotel room, a businessman saw a dead cockroach on the floor, so he called the service counter and demanded to speak to the manager.
When he got through, he complained with great, great commotion.
“Please calm down, sir,” said the manager.
“Since the cockroach is already dead, it won't do you any harm.”
The businessman replied, “The deceased is fine, but the relatives and friends who come to attend his funeral really make me sick!”