| Master Tells Jokes
So, if you see the three of them getting together to make a party and if you still like Chinese food, stay away, because you’ll have nothing to eat there!
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There
were three friends who lived near each other. One was a waterian,
one was a raw foodist, and one was a breatharian. The raw foodist
just ate raw. The waterian just drank water, and the breatharian just
ate the breath. Not the “bread,” the “breath.”
One day they decided to have a birthday party. So they had to also
decide who would host the party. The raw foodist said, “I’ll
do it; my house is bigger. I’ll cook, also.” And the waterian
said, “No, that’s nonsense. I’ll cook.” But
the breatharian said, “Since it’s my birthday, I’ll
cook!”
