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               There was an old couple, about ninety years old,
           who were very bored. They had nothing to do. They
        didn't know how to kill time.One day, one of them suggested,
      "Let's do something special today; otherwise, life is too boring.
      How about taking off all our clothes and going for a walk!"
      Both of them agreed, so they did just that.  Both took off
       all their clothes and went out. Some old folks living next door,
         put on their convex glasses to have a look.
           They looked again and again, and felt strange.
                They said, "No matter what kind of clothes they
                    are wearing, they should have ironed them."

Spoken By Supreme Master Ching Hai At Hsihu Center
7-Day Retreat, Formosa 1995.5.5-12
(Originally In Chinese by Thong Kai)

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