Master Tells Jokes

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U.S.A.
October 3, 1998 (Originally in Chinese)

There was a father who endeavored to make his child understand what harm drinking might be to one's health. He brought two cups, one of which he filled with water and the other with wine. Next, he got two roundworms and into each cup he put one roundworm. The roundworm in the water not only stayed alive but also swam here and there in the cup. But the roundworm in the wine passed away in no time. The father said to his child, "Just look! Have you figured out the result of drinking wine?" "Yes, now I see, Dad." " What did you learn ?" "Drink, and no roundworms can live in the stomach," replied the child.

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