Master Tells Jokes

 

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U.S.A.
October 3, 1998 (Originally in English)

There was an airplane that was having trouble. So the pilot radioed to the tower at the airport and said, "Pilot to tower, pilot to tower. Mayday! Mayday! I am 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water. I am running out of fuel. Also, my engine is on fire; my instruments are having trouble, and my copilot is having a heart attack. Please instruct me about what to do." So the tower said to the pilot, "Tower to pilot, tower to pilot, repeat after me: Our Father Who are in Heaven..."

 

 

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